NATIONAL PARKS FOREVER!!!

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 From sea to shining sea, America is dotted with forests, plains, mountains, and historic sites firmly guarded by the federal government. These areas are known as national parks. They benefit the United States of America economically, educationally, and financially. 

When tourists visit a national park, they must eat and sleep somewhere. Depending on the nature of the trip, they may stay some nights at a hotel or campground and eat at restaurants. They could also use services such as Uber or buses. But a business doesn't have to be near a national park to be involved. Everyone gets to pay for the upkeep of national parks whether they want to or not! It's another splendid example of unity in America. The whole economy is involved in national parks. 

Who doesn't love majestic mountains, sparkling rivers, and towering forests fiercely guarded by the federal government? Everyone knows that it's impossible to preserve land without the feds. How could we survive without them? Gazing at great American landscapes, our hearts race and a certain awe overcomes us that can only come from beholding a piece of land controlled by the federal government. What an incredible sight!

Thank goodness the government bought millions of acres to make money with! Paid by the privileged taxpayers, millions of people work for the National Park Service. It's nice that the feds have a side hustle to bring in a little extra spending money and stupefy the nature lovers. 

Obviously, national parks are highly beneficial to the United States of America. Today, please join me in raising a new banner and taking up the cry of NATIONAL PARKS FOREVER!!!

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